[{"content":"I don\u0026rsquo;t think it is mate\n","date":"2020-08-21","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/stuff/","section":"","summary":"I don’t think it is mate\n","title":"","type":"stuff"},{"content":"\rA small copy-paste guide to insulting russians\rSome are probably wrong but they should understand everything.\nMost common phrases!\rRussian English ты you (you are) хуй dick, penis (very vulgar and very commonly used) сука whore урод a monster, freak (very generic insult) идиоты idiots дебил idiot/retard лох sucker, stupid дурак idiot блядь slut петух man-bitch чайник idiot, noob нуб тим noob team Мне по хуй i dont give a fuck Иди на хуй fuck you (lit. go inside a dick) пошёл нахуй go fuck yourself (lit. travel into a dick) Nouns\rRussian English сука whore урод a monster, freak (very generic insult) собоко dog идиоты idiots свинья pig корова cow мартышка monkey дебил idiot/retard гомосексуалист a homosexualist выродок degenerate лох sucker, stupid дурак idiot (rude) блядь slut уебан fucker, wanker, moron блядушка cumdumpster копилка vagina курва whore (kurwa) голубой gay, queer уёбок a weak and useless person сопло anus жертва аборта useless person (lit. abortion victim) говно shit (noun) эстафета a woman having sex with multiple men in a row балун dick барсук an experienced homosexual дерьмовщик shithouse cleaner дойки boobs залупа jerk, bell-end (literally a dick head) пизда pussy, cunt мразь scum петух man-bitch пидор fag, queer пиздец the end of something (add to anything) распиздяй wanker, someone unreliable тормоз A stupid person (a brake) хрен penis хуйня something useless чайник idiot, noob чебурашка young homosexual Adjectives\rRussian English американский american юсовский american (from the USA) русский russian недоразвитый retarded ёбаный fucked up паршивый rotten хуёвый fucked up Useful phrases\rRussian English Что ты гонишь? what are you babbling? Кто-то дует, кто-то пьёт Some smoke weed, some binge Меня это не ебёт i dont care Мне по хуй i dont give a fuck ниасилил патамушта многа букаф tl;dr (lit. could not read because too many words) пиздуй! move it! пошёл нахуй travel into a dick (go fuck yourself) Слава сиськам! hail titties! хуй тебе на постном масле! stick it where the sun don\u0026rsquo;t shine хуя? why?what for?(not polite) Иди нахуй fuck you Хуй тебе в рот dick in your mouth ","date":"2020-08-21","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/stuff/cyka/","section":"","summary":"A small copy-paste guide to insulting russians","title":"cyka.txt","type":"stuff"},{"content":"","date":"2020-08-21","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/","section":"CYUDP","summary":"","title":"CYUDP","type":"page"},{"content":"\rTilt since \u0026lsquo;96\rThe Kendal : stop flaming we have a GPS in our team\nYung Matchmaker : bitch be stressing like a ma faker\nSemesterkonsulten : I do that to keep me on my toes and not get unfocused\nYung Matchmaker : xD lOL :ppPppP le troller\nYung Matchmaker : -.-\nYung Matchmaker : -.-\u0026rsquo;\nKoncas : ?\nYung Matchmaker : reported\nYung Matchmaker : skrrt1!!!\npr0digy : That A hold tho..\npr0digy : never seen ruskis this bad\npr0digy : Mirage retake server\npr0digy : gg\nYung Matchmaker : ohoohoho han läger deeeN^\nYung Matchmaker : REPORT MUSTARD\nYung Matchmaker : LOW IQ\nNilleR : mustard you are not mg2, global i think\nWiggaBombeR-.-\u0026rsquo; : why niller\nNilleR : he play like a le +\nWiggaBombeR-.-\u0026rsquo; : why? what did he do\n","date":"2019-07-24","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/stuff/tilted/kendal/","section":"","summary":"Tilt since ‘96","title":"BestOfKendal","type":"stuff"},{"content":"","date":"2019-07-24","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/stuff/tilted/","section":"","summary":"messages recieved in online games","title":"Tilted players","type":"stuff"},{"content":"✪ vulvan [DEAD]: why would you just run out palace like that\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: just does not make sense at all\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: do you believe in logic (matchmaker)\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: there are no rules or brains in mm\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: i lost faith in matchamaking like 1 year ago\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: bye\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: hahahaah\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: you guys play so fucking weird\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: there are no rules in matchmaker\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: maybe u can create your own service that forces rules like football?\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: \u0026lt;:)\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: hHHAHAHAHAHAHA\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: dog\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: i am 300 procent shure you are bullshit\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: you mean i use external software to improve my performance ingame?\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: hahahahahah\n","date":"2017-04-24","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/stuff/tilted/dog/","section":"","summary":"✪ vulvan [DEAD]: why would you just run out palace like that\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: just does not make sense at all\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: do you believe in logic (matchmaker)\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: there are no rules or brains in mm\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: i lost faith in matchamaking like 1 year ago\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: bye\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: hahahaah\n✪ vulvan [DEAD]: you guys play so fucking weird\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: there are no rules in matchmaker\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: maybe u can create your own service that forces rules like football?\nturbo Circus [DEAD]: \u003c:)\n","title":"Dog","type":"stuff"},{"content":"kBlGg respek : hehe\nJ-Y-u : timing .\nkBlGg respek : aim, brain and movement\u0026hellip; or just timing\nDEAD J-Y-u : okey janze is cheating\nkBlGg respek : unlucky\nDEAD J-Y-u : but how you killed me but not my teammate?\nDEAD J-Y-u : that was lineup\nDEAD J-Y-u : janze\nDEAD J-Y-u : what is your rank\nDEAD J-Y-u : and how the hell you are in our match\nJanze : my rank is unranked\nJ-Y-u : but in matchmaking\nJanze : unranked\nkBlGg respek : rank in mtachmaking? jyu\nDEAD J-Y-u : why the fuck globals are in my game?\nkBlGg respek : j-y-u rank?\nJ-Y-u : mge\nkBlGg respek : -.-\nkBlGg respek : go back to mm\nJ-Y-u : why\nDEAD Janze : ns\nDEAD Kouma Kishima : what\nDEAD kBlGg respek : kompis faceit bara globels\nDEAD kBlGg respek : matchmaker är bättre för mge H3h3h3\nDEAD Diego Maradona : cant u leave?\nJanze : huehuehuehue\nJ-Y-u : why i need to leave?\nJ-Y-u : i play faceit because there is way too many russians intchmaking\nDEAD J-Y-u : Janze\nDEAD Janze : yo\nJ-Y-u : How you went through my teammate to that smoke\nJ-Y-u : Or did you sit there\nJanze : watch and learn\nJ-Y-u : lol?\nDEAD J-Y-u : DRN how you can always be behind me?\nDEAD J-Y-u : thats unfair\nDRN : j y u rank?\nJ-Y-u : im mge\nkBlGg respek : hes gn2\nJ-Y-u : still\nDEAD J-Y-u : Why the fuck its always me\nDEAD J-Y-u : If theres 3 other people, its me\nkBlGg respek : ur aim is bad\nDEAD J-Y-u : haha\nDEAD J-Y-u : Thats not possible\nDEAD kBlGg respek : beginners usually complain alot\nJ-Y-u : xddd\nDEAD J-Y-u : Llike what the actually fuck\nDEAD J-Y-u : You have played this game 2 and half thousand hours\nJ-Y-u : I have played 400\nkBlGg respek : ur a knoob\nJ-Y-u : Why we are in the same match\nJ-Y-u : woo\nDEAD J-Y-u : !gg\nkBlGg respek : wp jyu\nkBlGg respek : pro gamer\nDEAD J-Y-u : yea fuck you 2,5k hours\nJanze : pro gamers\nkBlGg respek : \u0026gt;;)\n","date":"2016-06-14","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/stuff/tilted/j-y-u/","section":"","summary":"kBlGg respek : hehe\nJ-Y-u : timing .\nkBlGg respek : aim, brain and movement… or just timing\nDEAD J-Y-u : okey janze is cheating\nkBlGg respek : unlucky\nDEAD J-Y-u : but how you killed me but not my teammate?\nDEAD J-Y-u : that was lineup\nDEAD J-Y-u : janze\nDEAD J-Y-u : what is your rank\nDEAD J-Y-u : and how the hell you are in our match\nJanze : my rank is unranked\nJ-Y-u : but in matchmaking\nJanze : unranked\n","title":"J-Y-u hating","type":"stuff"},{"content":"","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/categories/","section":"Categories","summary":"","title":"Categories","type":"categories"},{"content":"","externalUrl":null,"permalink":"/tags/","section":"Tags","summary":"","title":"Tags","type":"tags"}]